• Explaining to the psychic that, yes, I understand Victor Hugo will be disturbed to receive the message “thanks for making the naughty sub dog cop so wet for the old daddy”, but my French is minimal so he’ll have to live (so to speak) with hearing it in English. Yes, yes, that’s probably not his intent—I guess I can thank him for penetrating the twinks, too.

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    my french is far too Proper to translate that sentence, but it IS good enough that i can lose my shit laughing at google's attempt